1) Avast! Today be Pirate Day!

Well, me hearties, c’mout o’ the bung hole an’ have a mug o’ fine rum an’ set out for some swashbucklin’ fun. I’ve been sailing the Spanish Main for many years an’ ye be the scurviest crew I’ve laid me sad eyes upon!

This is no nothin’ for all these land lubbers ‘round!

By Blackbeard’s sword, show ‘em what a pirate is made of, yarrrr!

Aye!

yer ol’ Cap’n Loco